Bogeyman, Rehab and Phone problems

I had some weird dreams last night again

1. I was driving from my house towards my sisters house. It was late in the evening, so the sky was black, but there was snow on the ground. Not far from my home, I somehow lost one of my mittens on the way so I pulled over and parked my car next to some other car. There was a man standing next to that car. I walked to my mitten, picked it up and went back to my car. I thought the man looked suspicious so I made sure my car doors were locked, tried to start my car as fast as I could and when I was putting on my seatbelt the man came up to my door and luckily I just got to lock it in time and drive away before he could rip the door open. I drove 60 on 50 and I was really scared. Then I drove 80 on 60 and I saw him following me. To try and distract him I blinked to the right, but never turned. I continued straight forward, in to a curb and downhill and thought I’d lost him. Then I was close to where my ex used to live and I thought I’d hide. I left my car, run down this hill and hid behind a tiny house or I think it was more of an electric maintenance storage shed or big cupboard. I thought I was safe and that he wouldn’t find me if I just staid there hidden for a while. Then I realised he might see my car and know I’m hiding so I got close to the road, next to the rails and pulled this black blanket over me to try to cover me but he found me. Then I woke and I was so scared. It took me a while to understand that I was at home, safely.

2. I was in some sort of a rehab or cleanse place. I shared this old room with another person. At first I had thrown my clothes on this chair but I wanted to clean and make the bed better (the sheets were a bit loose). I moved the bed to try and get the sheet to fit my bed better and noticed no one had vacuumed. There was sand, wooden dust and dust under my bed. I tried not to step in it bud did. I looked at my white socks and the were all brown at the bottom. I moved around the furniture to make it more nice and put all my things in one area of the room, close to my bed and when I was finished I looked at the room and thought the roommate was sloppy since he/she had hers/his stuff all over the room and the bag was open on the floor and stuff just ripped out. Then I was walking around the city taking pictures and realised I’ve been here before (in the same city, and have taken the same pictures). At this one alley there was some Chinese restaurant and they had poured rise on the ground and later some red hot sauce. I felt really weird, like anxious or scared. When I got back to the accommodation place I got to see a video of the day’s “cleanse” session, since I had missed it because of the cleaning and walk. People were there naked, or not all, these 2 women and were going in to some water.

3. I was at work I had a yellow cellphone, one like the new Nokia Lumia phones. I was using it and it was a bit slow and i thought I like iPhone much better. Then suddenly there was a fuzz and someone brought in a huge cardboard box. Inside was a co-workers black golden retriever. It was really shy and I was trying to get to know it since I’m good with animals and they trust me. The dog was really cute but it smelled really bad (like the home of my co-worker) and I was thinking how sad it is that it smells so bad. When I tried to take a picture to show my sister, my phone had broke. The screen was like there was a paper roll inside and the thing that holds it had broke so it was all loose and bent at the top. I went to talk to our assistant about what I should do and how I can switch to my old phone but then no one can send me a message since they don’t all come trough. She then showed her phone which was this new “bendy kind”. It was like a black rubber mat with huge buttons and she said she can even have it upside down and push the buttons and when she does this and this she can do this and this and the same time. I think she could even print with the phone…

Jerking off, 3 brains and a security check

I'm not sure if everything was the same dream or not but what I remember is that

I was drunk, with my sister and we went to sleep at a friends ("M") house and I was trying not to wake the guy since he'd been hitting on me all evening. I got to the sofa, heard him coming and pretended to sleep. He started getting frisky so I had to get up and tell him NO, and ask him to go back to his own bed. "M" was super drunk and me and my sis not at all anymore and then he sat on a chair, opened his pants and started to jerk off. Me and my sis asked him to stop and were really freaked out that he's girlfriend would come and see. So we grabbed him, saw her shadow so she was also awake and coming to the room, but we managed to save the situation. Then her and I had a talk and she was talking about having an affair, that she'd met this guy and would like that feeling from when you are with a new person.



Then, I don't know if the order of the happenings is true or not, everything is starting to blend in so, before or after that dream:

One of the assistants at work had some task to take care of a delivery or packing of 3 brains. And I was looking that she'd really do it properly. I was also hanging out at work for some time. 

Then I was with my family and there was some rock consort, however we were not attending, just passing by and then at a gate with the weirdest security check ever. First there was the body check so my dad pulled his shorts down and stood there in his underwear, and my mom quickly pulled them up again. Then I was to go through this thing built of bambu, kind of a measuring door and I had problems getting trough ( I was to use the "middle" size). Then there was some penis and a pair of balls, might have been my ex's. 

Weird and confusing

Last night I had a long dream which was totally messed up. I'm not sure about the order of things happening but these are the parts I do remember:

"N" kept yelling at me and my sister: "You need to read more, all the time, read read and learn our your brain will become useless and you'll become dumb. Do you understand, you have to read!!" and she was all crazy. Then I was helping Johnny Depp with a task, where he had to write a story/screenplay. I had 2 choices and had to pick and I said something about his ex girlfriend and he got an epiphany and said something about his current girlfriend and then he got the idea on what to write about. Then a female co-worker was stressed and bothering me in the shower and she wanted a tampon and then I went to the toilet and saw one (still in it's wrapper) in the toilet soaking in pee and paper and for some damn reason I picked it up and then realised what I've done and threw it in the sink. I didn't even need one.. 

I'm not sure if it was last night or the night before but I dreamt something about me and my ex and we were in some kind of a exhibition center and when it was time to leave we went to get our shoes where the seats where (amphi like) and I looked at his black shoes while he was putting them on, and suddenly when I looked up it was my exexexexex and I was just thinking how goddamn ugly he is and why did I ever date that guy. 

Candy

Last night I had a dream that I was in a meeting or conference, work related and there were some co-workers. In the meeting room there was this candy shelf thing on the middle of the floor. I saw these huge liquorice candies and then on the other side some weird brownie like things with fluffy white stuff in the middle or around them. 

Weird sex affair

We had some kind of a company trip and for some reason I was sharing a room with two male co-workers ("that guy" and another). For some weird reason I had a secret sex affair with the other guy (not the one I'd normally dream I'd have something with). I was confused and kind of did not even want to have sex with that other guy but he was so in to me and all I remember was that he had a weird penis, not at all one that would fit his body. All I saw in the dream was nights and mornings. I slept in the same bed as the guy I was having an affair with and then "that guy" kind of picked up the fact that I had something going on with the other guy and he was getting mad at me, being really rude. 

I seriously need some new hobbies so I meet other people than co-workers. I really don't need to dream about work or them all the time.

Full Moon continues..

1. I was at some fairground and "that guy" from work was there and something about cars/his cars. We were playing games and a game that was like bingo on a pinball sort of a machine and you would win in bit coins, even though you had to put in real money. One game was 40 cents and while I was playing a friend of mine kept adding coins and then I won 1 bit coin and I was confused on how much of the winning was mine since my friend had been putting in more money. 

2. I had my skin put to "wash" (like literally peeled of and put in a machine) to make it softer and tighter. I was supposed to go with my bf/ex (whatever he is) to the summer cabin and I had not gotten my skin back yet. So I had to get it early and it was not sitting properly on my body so I had problems with how it felt and I sat in the car with my bf/ex and while I was driving he was looking for a receipt in his wallet and I saw a condom. Then I took his wallet and had a look and found more, first 5 then 15-20. I got so mad and asked what the hell he is doing with all those condoms. 

A night of nearly getting some...

More dreams during the full moon, all in one night:

1. My neighbour was making a lot of noise and I was so annoyed. Their teenage daughters came to my place since they could not take bing home when the baby was making noise (they don't have teenagers, only one baby in real life). We went out for a cigarette and a part of the time the neighbours baby was there too in a wagon and I was blowing the smoke on it to make it suffer like I suffer for the noise they are making. Then since I had a balcony window open, some teenagers who does not live here, where throwing burning cigarettes up on my balcony (which is very far from the ground so impossible in real life). I got mad and closed the windows so that they could not get the cigarettes on my balcony. 

2. "That guy" at work was at my parents house for a meeting. Like their upstairs was a meeting salon (looked like a country club room with brown leather chairs, dim lighting etc). The house was huge. I was about to take a shower so I waled around the house and turned of lights so that there would be more of a "mood light" and so "he" could not see the faults in my body. I was walking around in just my towel (brown), trying to find my moisturiser. I finally found it, on the back of a chair next to where "he" had his meeting. I quickly grabbed it and went to take a shower. There was a window or somehow people could see in to the showroom so I tried to stand so no one could. Then my mom opened the door and stood there with it so open that anyone could see me and I was trying to cover myself and asked her to leave me alone, but she went on and on about something. And then "he" saw me and came in the shower room. Suddenly when "he" was naked, it was no longer he, it was a friend of mine (who's gay in real life) and we were having some sort of shower-sex-foreplay. 

3. I was driving around in the city using the navigator to find a ex-boyfriends ("C") restaurant to have sex with him on the table. Something we'd agreed on earlier. When I got there "C" was cooking that day's dinners and I was to help him. Then we started thinking on where to find a condom and then it switched between that long time ago ex and my bf/ex (whatever "A" is) and we were in someones room and then back at the restaurant and I went to try and find condoms. 

4. I was in a parking garage and driving like crazy backwards and forward but everything went great and when parking the parking spaces were really weird and in weird places but still I managed to do everything without a scratch. 

Full Moon

Around last weekend it was a full moon and I had the weirdest dreams again.

1. I was just ready at my hairdressers and when I was walking out my cousins mom came to do her hair, with some guy, who I thought looked familiar. They did not notice me and I totally forgot her name so I jumped in front of her and waved in her face. Then she was all "Hi (my name)" and asked me if I could take the booze bottles she had just bought to her car. She had many bags but just wanted me to take the bottles. She gave me her car keys and I was walking to the car when I realised I have no idea on which floor she'd parked (there was 3 or 5). Then I looked at the keys and it was a black sort of a credit card with no brand on it and I thought "I can't just go to every floor and push "open doors" to find her car. So I went back to the salon to ask her and then that man with her had turned in to a woman who was just really hairy in her face. She sat in a chair and started talking about how I haven't sent her a Christmas card in ages and next year when I do her adress is still (something)bridge 12. Her name was Mia... (and I don't have a relative with that name).

2. I had sex with my bf/ex (whatever he is)

3. This one guy at work had baked cakes and brought them to work for us to eat. I was really busy and printing things and cleaning up after others at the office so I was stressed out about having time to eat any cake. "That guy" at work was hanging around close to me all the time, but doing his own things. Then at one point I went to another guy and starting cleaning really loudly because I was annoyed that I had to clean up after others. At the same time there was some bet about a football game and I think I was wooing for the green team and that guy the red (or vise versa). We agreed that if my team wins, we'll switch salaries. But my team lost.  The guy was on the phone with a client so "that guy" came to me and was all "You need to be more quiet" and I was mad and annoyed. Then when I got to eat the cakes I had one bite of this and one of that. Ate like I had not seen food in weeks. One was was supposed to be carrot cake with white chocolate topping, but it tasted nothing like white chocolate. 

4. I was at our summer place, that was on a hill next to my bf/ex's summer place.  I was there with my grandma. I had sent my bf/ex a message earlier that day and he never replied but in the dream he replied " true :) ". Like he'd finally get it and admit he's the one who's been an ass. Then my sister sent me a message that "grandpa's in the hospital" and it was like he was dying any minute. But a few minutes later my grandpa was there at the cabin and I though "maybe he's going to the hospital, to die". And then my bf/ex walked from their cabin to ours all angry and he tried to hug people but no one wanted to and he didn't even say hi to me. 

Pregnant?, Company parties, Kissing & Sex

The past week I've had really long vivid dreams. I've been too busy to write them down but I still remember parts.

1. I was to have lunch at the company canteen but was a bit late. I saw "that co-worker" and asked where they are seated. He got up to get a coffee while I was getting the food. When I got back and sat down, he also came back but instead of sitting with us he sat at a table close by, with some blond pregnant woman, who had a red shirt or dress. I thought it was his girlfriend, but she turned and it was someone else. I got a bit "WTF!??!". 

2. I was outside and dressed in many layers since it was cold and it looked like I was pregnant since I also had a lot of stuff in my jacket pockets. My mom got mad at me since she thought I was pregnant to my ex and I had to prove to her that my "tummy" was just stuff in my jacket pockets and the amount of clothes I was wearing. 

3. We had a company party and I was sitting at a table and "that co-worker" came by and sat next to me. He started to kiss my cheek and hold my hand. I told him to be careful so that not everyone could see "us" and he said "Don't worry, they won't" even if all the lights were on and people were looking straight at us. 

4. Some dream where I was to kiss with my ex, but remembered I had not brushed my teeth and was worried he'd think my breathe smells terrible.

5. The night before last I had a super long dream. Again, partially work related. I was a t work when the fire alarm went off. Everyone got out and I grabbed my jacket and bag so I was one of the last ones outside. Then we were in a parking hall or something with a really weird elevator. It had no walls and it was just a couple (or maybe 4) stories high. With me I had some people who's faces I can't remember, and old classmate and his pregnant girlfriend. I was pushing this button to go down but nothing happened. So I pushed it again and then the up button and again. Suddenly the elevator started going up and down and up and down, until the final down when it crashed so that people were flying of. My old classmates girlfriend flew against this glass wall and he was running to her and screaming for me to come and help her. She had some cuts and trouble standing up and we helped her walk and he was telling me how everything was my fault and I had to help because I'm the one who caused the accident. 

Then we got to this venue which was a surprise party for our company. No fire, just an excuse to get us out and to the venue. It was some sort of a congress center - hotel place. We had to put our jackets to the cloakroom and I was one of the last people to arrive so some were already really well dressed and had beautiful hair do's. It was some sort of a assignment thing. We were to figure something out to get inside a room where we got fancy clothes and there were hairstylists and make-up artist making us look good. Suddenly this old classmate of mine came and screamed at me and was close to hitting me. She was going on about how I've hitter on her boyfriend and slept around in college and ruined many relationships, like hers. And I had no idea of what she was talking about. She claimed I had slept with e.g. LM and a bunch of other guys. I really had not done anything, and I was the one being throated like garbage and a total looser by those girls and I was invisible, not some whore. So I trie my best to defend myseld and told her I have no idea who she's even talking about. 

I was confused about everything and did not now where to go and what paper to fill in so I was walking around. I tried asking people but no one was helping me. Then I saw "that co-worker" all dressed in a fancy fray suite with a vest and everything and I asked him how do I get to the room and he was a bit rude and said something like "you just have to figure it out". I was walking the hallways and run in to a door that was kind of not a door. Behind it I found a hotel room where my ex was. We started having sex. Suddenly we were outside in his car, and I was topless. We drove to some parking lot where I saw my car all washed and polished and thought "ooh so this is were they took our cars, another surprise" and we were to stop and have sex but I saw a guy so we drove off. I noticed we were on the other side of the building and there were huge windows from the party to the car and people might see us and me being topless and I did not want people to see my boobs so I tried to hide them and my face and told my ex that we have to go back to the hotel room. On the way I tried to hide so no one could see me walk around in panties and for some reason I had my blue-white stripe shirt on. We got safely to the room. 

Then I was in a basement. I had finally found the dressing room, but all that was left were some whore clothes. Red latex and PVC outfits. Lot's of people had some "theme" clothes, like from movies or a different time or naughty. I said I did not want that kind of clothes and that I have a really nice black-lace dress I can put on, if I'm allowed. So I got to wear that one instead. Then I finally got to the party and it was this huge area with black curtains and tablecloths and it was dark and there were some candles or tiny lamps as lights. Then there white walls started to come down over our tables and then one tables walls came up and the people at that table were on ascend performing a play or had been given a task to do. I was waiting to see where "that co-worker" was and what their task was. I can't remember what ours was, just that it wasn't anything I was happy about but before it was our turn I woke. 

6. And last night I had some dream about sex with my ex and I don't remember much more than that.