Here are my dreams (those I've been able to remember more than the second I wake up), from the past month, oldest to newest.
My next door neighbor was also pregnant and had a belly as big as mine. She said their baby is coming any minute, although it should wait 3 more months. And I was thinking "nooo then I have to listen to their baby cry to, although then the upstairs neighbor has to listen to 2 babies cry".
Me and A had been drinking, at my parents house. I went out in my pajama pants and a top to buy breakfast. I went to the store close by and bought 6 croissants for 10 bux. Then I went to a bigger store to buy butter and cheese, because I though that there's none at A's dads place. I gave the croissants to the cash register lady while I was shopping for other things. The cash register lady gave them to the next, who then wondered where I had bought them, and I tried to find the receipt, but couldn't and I thought that "I think I took it, or did I say I don't need it?"
I had really cool tattoos here and there.
Being in a car with a driver who was super old and could not drive at all and almost hit everything along the way and I was shit scared... and something about a snail and my sister and Andrea.
My sister became her bosses assistant so I told her I can work part-time during my mother leave.
I was plowing a huge amount of snow that had suddenly just snowed at the terraced houses we were living in, and my dad got in to a fight with some neighbor.
Some car chase thing...
I wanted to buy a similar E cup bra, in white, as I have, but I was supposed to go home to someone or a store. I chose the store. Upstairs it looked like a sporting goods store, and downstairs like a beaty saloon. I asked where I can find the underwear and a lady told me "back there". On the way "back there" I saw rooms, with naked ladies in them, whores... It was a brothel of some sort, and the underwear were not for sale, it was sex costumes. Some guy was there going at it with another man, when he stopped my mom and me and asked to see our boobs. He thought my mom had "wow" awesome boobs and even though mine are huge, he did not think much of them, because my nipples were too dark (pregnancy boobs), and I showed him I'm pregnant and he was still all "meh".
I was a t work, and a client of another bank wanted to make an investment at our bank, so I transferred the call to my Boss. He did something wrong and lost the call. I then started writing the client, thought I'd tell him about a Fund we have. I went to my Bosses computer, very secretly to check the clients name.
I had a tick on my heel. I noticed something hard, when I was to have a foot rub. The tick got away and I had to chase it, just to flush it down the toilet so it would drown.
Our gray cat was outside in the rhubarb bushes, and something about the backyard of my parents house.
The office toilet was outside the office, in the street, without any walls.
Gavin was about to buy a new car, a Volkswagen (even if he's an Audi man).
Apple had removed the possibility to take selfies with an iPhone. However, I was able to take selfies with mine, in front of a tree with some weird hanging things that looked like super long rastas. When I showed the pic to my sis, she started asking about it and telling me how you cant take selfies anymore... even though I had been able to take one. The tree was somewhere with a really nice view, in the city, where I was with a bunch of people. The sky was light pink and foggy, and there was a sunset, only near the tree.. and some weird sounds.
I was driving with a bag with towels, soap and such. Parked at the other side of the main road close to us, and I ran over the road, because I couldn't bother to wait for the lights to turn. Then I remembered I had my keys in the car, so I went back. On the roof there was a small slot with my keys, sunglasses, wallet etc. and I thought that I can't just leave them here for someone to steal, so I took some of the stuff and put the rest inside the car.
Some guy who had tanned only the front (and totally pale in the back HAHA), needed a permission slip to take the Bus. He had to show his ID to the driver, and only did this if everyone else in the Bus would also have to show theirs.I had already showed mine since I didn't have my Bus card with me. I sat there pregnant, thinking that I want to get off the Bus, and luckily it was only 100m to the next stop. When I got off, there was someone who had not heard about the deal to lie about having to show the ID card to the driver, to keep the "insane" guy at ease, so he started to go crazy. Some guy got off at the same time as me, and I said "luckily we got out before that happened" and the guy said "yeah, the last time that guy was on the Bus he sat next to me and said that we should start singing now".
We were going to bake a cake with my sister, when I suggested that we'd just go and buy the base so we get it finished more quickly (since I wanted a strawberry-whipped cream cake NOW), but my sister wanted to bake it from scratch.
I was on a plane with my sister, which was more like a luxury cruise ship on the inside.
I was flying with my sister and mom, and it was like being on a roller coaster.
I was in Sweden with A and his family. We were up in the mountains, at some hot spring spa/ swim stadium. When we were leaving A only thought about himself. We went to a restaurant, were he started poring beer on the floor (because drunk and clumsy) and his dad had ordered a huge amount of hot dogs and shots. Everything that I could not enjoy, while pregnant.
I was in the hospital, my sister was the nurse. Something about the bed, some pills and a heart doctor.
A had started smoking weed all day long and did not care about me at all. I threatened him with leaving him and him never seeing his kid. He did not mind, he said he's going to find someone else! And his brother was supposed to start driving him to work so he can stay high all day.
I was messaging Nataly about her move to Denmark.
A had forgot the balcony window slightly open and the balcony door open, so I lectured him about how our cats might have gotten killed if they had jumped out.
Some salad with shrimps, and I took a lot of the shrimps.
I was in the hospital, giving birth to a baby girl, standing upwards. The baby kind of just popped out, and it felt like I had pushed out something as big as an orange. I took a picture of her and then I was already walking on the street, when I came to think that I should tell A that i already delivered the baby, and send him the pic, and that we can pick her up in 2 days to go home.
Since I could not wear my fave hockey player t-shirt to the game, I had it on my tummy during the game.
Some farewell party at the office, and I went upstairs to get a pieces of cake and buns, and went up and down with the elevator. At one floor there started to come in water in the elevator, and I missed out on my lunch. Suddenly I was in the woods jogging, when I saw a slow worm, which I threw in the bushes. The worm then started to fight with a squirrel. Suddenly the worm turned in to a raccoon dog, which started to follow me back to the office.
I was bleeding something slimy and bloody stuff.
A told me I had to wear a thick scarf when I go out, even though it was summer and fairly warm, and I was super hot. He was concerned that I'd catch a cold while pregnant.
Our gray cat ate a "Dreamies" treat, when given to her (even though she doesn't normally eat them).
