Dreams from a couple of weeks back

I was in a bar, with a pool. Some guy came up to me and asked "What's up (me)?". I didn't recognize him so I just walked away. He started following me and then started jerking off so that when he came it flew all over me. I called the cops, and they did not believe me at all. Instead they made me take a drug test and I tried to convince them of what had happened was very real and that there are people who saw this. 

This one skier friend of my sisters and I were send IM's to each other, while laying on these mattresses just infront of each other. Then he took a picture of me and made it in to a fat face picture and sent it to me and said "now you see how much you and your sister look a like?". 

I was with my ex, A in a hotel room, getting ready to have sex, but then he left with some people to watch soccer. Some people staid in our room. Somehow there was a mess and no one helped me clean it and I was really frustrated. 

Something about D.

My ex, A, gave me some really cheap plastic engagement ring, that later turned out to be some huge glass fake diamond ring. 

There were wolves in the forest. I was with my cat and she sometimes run towards them, and I had to protect her/ catch her. 2 tried to attack, but then a rabbit came and then a boar and they went after it instead. I grabbed by cat and run towards the car. 

2 dreams about sex with my ex, A and his penis

I was making the bed for some old lady, and I put the sheet really tight. She then said "Oh this was very comfortable to lay on, and not like it was before".

I gave a BJ to some rockstar. I hade some candy in my mouth that made my tongue black and he really loved the black mouth/tongue.