Heat at the office

Something at the office and "that co-worker" was hung over from a party from last night. Before that we also had a meeting and I said to him "I was going to sit next to you, but it would've been difficult to sit there 2h and not touch you" (which was something that actually had happened 2 weeks ago the evening before the night when I had this dream - I mean the meeting and me thinking about how hard it'd be to sit next to him so I didn't). Then he needed my help with something and asked "Oh, so what would've you done then?". Then I had to pee and though "what if he leaves while I'm gone" and then he wrote on the internal chat "Thought if I should book a meeting room".

Haunted House

Something with a horse and me and my sister staying in a friends house, which was a really old, spooky, dark, moist house. When entering the house there was a spider, which was actually a snail and then I saw a string of spiderweb and lifted the snail from it shell it actually was a turtle. The house was haunted, with ghosts living in the air conditioning ducts. The guesthouse was outside in the yard, which was a bit creepy. I had a cigarette.

Bogeyman, Rehab and Phone problems

I had some weird dreams last night again

1. I was driving from my house towards my sisters house. It was late in the evening, so the sky was black, but there was snow on the ground. Not far from my home, I somehow lost one of my mittens on the way so I pulled over and parked my car next to some other car. There was a man standing next to that car. I walked to my mitten, picked it up and went back to my car. I thought the man looked suspicious so I made sure my car doors were locked, tried to start my car as fast as I could and when I was putting on my seatbelt the man came up to my door and luckily I just got to lock it in time and drive away before he could rip the door open. I drove 60 on 50 and I was really scared. Then I drove 80 on 60 and I saw him following me. To try and distract him I blinked to the right, but never turned. I continued straight forward, in to a curb and downhill and thought I’d lost him. Then I was close to where my ex used to live and I thought I’d hide. I left my car, run down this hill and hid behind a tiny house or I think it was more of an electric maintenance storage shed or big cupboard. I thought I was safe and that he wouldn’t find me if I just staid there hidden for a while. Then I realised he might see my car and know I’m hiding so I got close to the road, next to the rails and pulled this black blanket over me to try to cover me but he found me. Then I woke and I was so scared. It took me a while to understand that I was at home, safely.

2. I was in some sort of a rehab or cleanse place. I shared this old room with another person. At first I had thrown my clothes on this chair but I wanted to clean and make the bed better (the sheets were a bit loose). I moved the bed to try and get the sheet to fit my bed better and noticed no one had vacuumed. There was sand, wooden dust and dust under my bed. I tried not to step in it bud did. I looked at my white socks and the were all brown at the bottom. I moved around the furniture to make it more nice and put all my things in one area of the room, close to my bed and when I was finished I looked at the room and thought the roommate was sloppy since he/she had hers/his stuff all over the room and the bag was open on the floor and stuff just ripped out. Then I was walking around the city taking pictures and realised I’ve been here before (in the same city, and have taken the same pictures). At this one alley there was some Chinese restaurant and they had poured rise on the ground and later some red hot sauce. I felt really weird, like anxious or scared. When I got back to the accommodation place I got to see a video of the day’s “cleanse” session, since I had missed it because of the cleaning and walk. People were there naked, or not all, these 2 women and were going in to some water.

3. I was at work I had a yellow cellphone, one like the new Nokia Lumia phones. I was using it and it was a bit slow and i thought I like iPhone much better. Then suddenly there was a fuzz and someone brought in a huge cardboard box. Inside was a co-workers black golden retriever. It was really shy and I was trying to get to know it since I’m good with animals and they trust me. The dog was really cute but it smelled really bad (like the home of my co-worker) and I was thinking how sad it is that it smells so bad. When I tried to take a picture to show my sister, my phone had broke. The screen was like there was a paper roll inside and the thing that holds it had broke so it was all loose and bent at the top. I went to talk to our assistant about what I should do and how I can switch to my old phone but then no one can send me a message since they don’t all come trough. She then showed her phone which was this new “bendy kind”. It was like a black rubber mat with huge buttons and she said she can even have it upside down and push the buttons and when she does this and this she can do this and this and the same time. I think she could even print with the phone…

Jerking off, 3 brains and a security check

I'm not sure if everything was the same dream or not but what I remember is that

I was drunk, with my sister and we went to sleep at a friends ("M") house and I was trying not to wake the guy since he'd been hitting on me all evening. I got to the sofa, heard him coming and pretended to sleep. He started getting frisky so I had to get up and tell him NO, and ask him to go back to his own bed. "M" was super drunk and me and my sis not at all anymore and then he sat on a chair, opened his pants and started to jerk off. Me and my sis asked him to stop and were really freaked out that he's girlfriend would come and see. So we grabbed him, saw her shadow so she was also awake and coming to the room, but we managed to save the situation. Then her and I had a talk and she was talking about having an affair, that she'd met this guy and would like that feeling from when you are with a new person.



Then, I don't know if the order of the happenings is true or not, everything is starting to blend in so, before or after that dream:

One of the assistants at work had some task to take care of a delivery or packing of 3 brains. And I was looking that she'd really do it properly. I was also hanging out at work for some time. 

Then I was with my family and there was some rock consort, however we were not attending, just passing by and then at a gate with the weirdest security check ever. First there was the body check so my dad pulled his shorts down and stood there in his underwear, and my mom quickly pulled them up again. Then I was to go through this thing built of bambu, kind of a measuring door and I had problems getting trough ( I was to use the "middle" size). Then there was some penis and a pair of balls, might have been my ex's. 

Weird and confusing

Last night I had a long dream which was totally messed up. I'm not sure about the order of things happening but these are the parts I do remember:

"N" kept yelling at me and my sister: "You need to read more, all the time, read read and learn our your brain will become useless and you'll become dumb. Do you understand, you have to read!!" and she was all crazy. Then I was helping Johnny Depp with a task, where he had to write a story/screenplay. I had 2 choices and had to pick and I said something about his ex girlfriend and he got an epiphany and said something about his current girlfriend and then he got the idea on what to write about. Then a female co-worker was stressed and bothering me in the shower and she wanted a tampon and then I went to the toilet and saw one (still in it's wrapper) in the toilet soaking in pee and paper and for some damn reason I picked it up and then realised what I've done and threw it in the sink. I didn't even need one.. 

I'm not sure if it was last night or the night before but I dreamt something about me and my ex and we were in some kind of a exhibition center and when it was time to leave we went to get our shoes where the seats where (amphi like) and I looked at his black shoes while he was putting them on, and suddenly when I looked up it was my exexexexex and I was just thinking how goddamn ugly he is and why did I ever date that guy. 

Candy

Last night I had a dream that I was in a meeting or conference, work related and there were some co-workers. In the meeting room there was this candy shelf thing on the middle of the floor. I saw these huge liquorice candies and then on the other side some weird brownie like things with fluffy white stuff in the middle or around them. 

Weird sex affair

We had some kind of a company trip and for some reason I was sharing a room with two male co-workers ("that guy" and another). For some weird reason I had a secret sex affair with the other guy (not the one I'd normally dream I'd have something with). I was confused and kind of did not even want to have sex with that other guy but he was so in to me and all I remember was that he had a weird penis, not at all one that would fit his body. All I saw in the dream was nights and mornings. I slept in the same bed as the guy I was having an affair with and then "that guy" kind of picked up the fact that I had something going on with the other guy and he was getting mad at me, being really rude. 

I seriously need some new hobbies so I meet other people than co-workers. I really don't need to dream about work or them all the time.